00:00:47,680 --> 00:00:51,875 Subtitles Corrected by AsifAkheir 1 00:02:47,680 --> 00:02:49,875 A little more. 2 00:02:51,560 --> 00:02:53,790 Alright like this? -Yes. 3 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:56,514 Good night, son. -Good night, Dad. 4 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:05,754 Can you put my hand in there? -Sure. 5 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:13,879 Alright like that? Need any help? -No, I'm fine. 6 00:03:15,320 --> 00:03:17,276 Good night. 7 00:03:35,880 --> 00:03:39,429 This is a Cotes du Rhone Domaine Rouge Garance. 8 00:03:39,640 --> 00:03:43,474 A Blend of Syrah, Grenache and Mourvedre. 9 00:03:46,040 --> 00:03:49,749 'Terre de Vins' gave it 17 out of 20. 10 00:03:54,800 --> 00:03:56,438 Complex. 11 00:03:59,320 --> 00:04:02,312 Dark berries ... and? 12 00:04:02,520 --> 00:04:04,351 A touch of cassis. 13 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:09,911 And its structure? 14 00:04:11,240 --> 00:04:13,470 Very attractive structure. 15 00:04:14,520 --> 00:04:17,432 A subtle nose, With a lovely consistence. 16 00:04:17,640 --> 00:04:19,835 Pouty in the mouth. 17 00:04:20,040 --> 00:04:22,713 Are the tannins pronounced? 18 00:04:22,920 --> 00:04:25,718 Two tannins. Very pronounced, yes. 19 00:04:25,920 --> 00:04:29,799 Ladies and gentlemen, would you take your places? Thank you. 20 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:35,154 Welcome Mr. Durant, the importer ... 21 00:04:35,360 --> 00:04:37,476 Hey, guys. 22 00:04:37,680 --> 00:04:39,955 How was it in, ah ... -Cadzand? 23 00:04:40,160 --> 00:04:44,119 The same shitty bungalow, same sea, same seagulls as last year. 24 00:04:44,320 --> 00:04:51,078 And the year before, and before that. Come, I got something to tell you. 25 00:04:51,280 --> 00:04:56,035 We won't stay and listen? -This can't wait, Joseph. 26 00:04:56,240 --> 00:04:58,071 Come. 27 00:05:03,680 --> 00:05:05,511 Here? -Yes. 28 00:05:08,440 --> 00:05:14,709 Got it in Cadzand from Kurt a German biker. Lost both legs in an accident. 29 00:05:14,920 --> 00:05:16,558 'El Cielo, Club Selecta'. 30 00:05:16,760 --> 00:05:19,877 A Luxury brothel, for people like us. 31 00:05:20,080 --> 00:05:23,277 And not a dump, Kurt said. Some beautiful women. 32 00:05:23,480 --> 00:05:26,153 Penelope Cruz is nothing, next to them. 33 00:05:26,360 --> 00:05:30,319 And about the sex, Kurt went insane with pleasure. 34 00:05:30,520 --> 00:05:34,229 He knows what he's talking about, he had tons of women before his accident. 35 00:05:34,440 --> 00:05:38,353 Should we be happy for Kurt? -He's taking the piss. 36 00:05:38,560 --> 00:05:40,869 I want us to go there, together! 37 00:05:41,080 --> 00:05:43,548 To Spain? -To Punta del Mar. 38 00:05:43,760 --> 00:05:47,309 To do what? - Joseph, what do you think? 39 00:05:49,400 --> 00:05:53,439 You ever had a woman, Joseph? -As many as you. 40 00:05:56,360 --> 00:05:59,830 I mean, look at us now, "The Three Mongols". 41 00:06:00,040 --> 00:06:03,316 All three virgins. -It's not realistic, dude. 42 00:06:03,520 --> 00:06:05,272 Why not? 43 00:06:05,480 --> 00:06:07,277 Us, in Spain?! 44 00:06:08,320 --> 00:06:10,470 Why not? 45 00:06:10,680 --> 00:06:16,471 Philip, why not?! I won't ask my parents to drive me to a brothel in Spain! 46 00:06:16,680 --> 00:06:19,911 I never said anything about parents. 47 00:06:20,120 --> 00:06:22,315 My mother dreams of going to Spain. 48 00:06:22,520 --> 00:06:26,752 No ! Us three together. Like big boys. 49 00:06:29,720 --> 00:06:32,917 Philip, you must be stoned, dude. Really. 50 00:06:35,280 --> 00:06:36,872 Come on. 51 00:06:37,080 --> 00:06:41,676 I'm tired of waiting, Lars. To make do with skin flicks. 52 00:06:41,880 --> 00:06:44,553 I want to know how a woman's body feels. 53 00:06:44,760 --> 00:06:48,116 I want sex! I want fucking! 54 00:06:51,160 --> 00:06:53,879 Yoni, come and help. -I'm busy. 55 00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:56,310 Now, Yoni. 56 00:06:57,840 --> 00:07:01,628 You can dry the dishes. -Can't Lars do it? 57 00:07:02,680 --> 00:07:06,798 Lars is tired. - Tired when it suits him. 58 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:09,434 See, he's laughing at me! 59 00:07:21,040 --> 00:07:24,191 Joseph, see you tomorrow. -Roger. 60 00:07:25,400 --> 00:07:30,076 So, ... learning Spanish? -No, it's a nature documentary. 61 00:07:32,720 --> 00:07:33,789 Of course ... 62 00:07:44,280 --> 00:07:48,790 Fuck! Would it bother you to knock, Yoni? 63 00:07:51,440 --> 00:07:55,273 Oh, yeah? Would it bother you to dry the dishes? 64 00:07:57,240 --> 00:07:58,992 Nice pictures. 65 00:08:00,160 --> 00:08:04,756 Shouldn't you be asleep? Go to bed. 66 00:09:00,520 --> 00:09:02,158 You have a visitor! 67 00:09:04,240 --> 00:09:07,789 Am I interrupting? -Hold on, I'n just finishing. 68 00:09:17,160 --> 00:09:19,628 I've been thinking about .. 69 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:24,070 your 'El Cielo'. 70 00:09:27,600 --> 00:09:29,795 Joseph's here too. 71 00:09:33,440 --> 00:09:35,510 Lars? -Yes? 72 00:09:37,520 --> 00:09:42,640 Joseph, I think Lars wants to ask you something. 73 00:09:44,040 --> 00:09:48,113 Will you take us to Spain? 74 00:09:54,160 --> 00:09:57,000 Joseph, not waiting for your mom? 75 00:09:57,040 --> 00:09:59,554 My mother will certainly agree. 76 00:09:59,660 --> 00:10:01,999 Well, what are we doing there? 77 00:10:02,080 --> 00:10:04,833 An 'important' meeting! You're making us curious. 78 00:10:10,320 --> 00:10:13,357 The thing is .. 79 00:10:14,800 --> 00:10:19,271 Lars, Joseph and I want to .. 80 00:10:20,680 --> 00:10:22,955 go on a trip together. 81 00:10:28,720 --> 00:10:30,392 How nice! 82 00:10:30,600 --> 00:10:34,752 We've never done it, but with all three families, it's doable. 83 00:10:34,960 --> 00:10:38,748 The first two weeks of August, then. That's best. 84 00:10:38,960 --> 00:10:41,520 No, I'll be in Dubai. - Send Frank. 85 00:10:41,720 --> 00:10:43,836 Frank? Come on, you're not serious! 86 00:10:44,040 --> 00:10:46,634 There's a misunderstanding. 87 00:10:49,880 --> 00:10:55,750 Our intention is that the three of us travel. Alone. 88 00:10:55,960 --> 00:10:58,474 And soon. 89 00:10:58,680 --> 00:11:00,716 Like big boys. 90 00:11:04,280 --> 00:11:06,635 Where to? 91 00:11:06,840 --> 00:11:08,592 The wine tasting circuit. 92 00:11:08,800 --> 00:11:10,756 A few chateaux in France ... 93 00:11:10,960 --> 00:11:14,748 then to La Rioja in Spain. 94 00:11:16,160 --> 00:11:17,036 That far away? 95 00:11:17,240 --> 00:11:21,916 Then a few days in a broth.. er.. bungalow on the coast. 96 00:11:22,120 --> 00:11:24,350 Can't one of us go with you? 97 00:11:24,560 --> 00:11:29,714 Mom, the idea is to go without parents. 98 00:11:29,920 --> 00:11:34,710 We know you love us and want to take care of us. 99 00:11:34,920 --> 00:11:37,878 But for once we dream .. 100 00:11:39,480 --> 00:11:41,710 to fly with our own wings. 101 00:11:41,920 --> 00:11:43,797 You'll need nursing care. 102 00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:49,199 For that we'll hire a nurse, who can also be our driver. 103 00:11:49,400 --> 00:11:52,472 They don't want me to drive. I understand. 104 00:11:52,680 --> 00:11:55,717 It's not so easy for you, Lars. 105 00:11:55,920 --> 00:11:59,959 I know but it's what I want. To go on holiday with my pals. 106 00:12:00,160 --> 00:12:04,312 We'll arrange everything in advance, to the last detail. 107 00:12:04,520 --> 00:12:09,071 Itinerary, hotels, bungalows in France and Spain. 108 00:12:09,280 --> 00:12:12,078 - And how long will it take? - One week. 109 00:12:12,280 --> 00:12:13,554 Ten days. 110 00:12:13,760 --> 00:12:15,432 About a week. 111 00:12:15,640 --> 00:12:18,074 I don't know, boys. Really, no... 112 00:12:18,280 --> 00:12:21,158 They have to do this. 113 00:12:21,360 --> 00:12:24,909 If they find a good guide, they must live their dream. 114 00:12:25,120 --> 00:12:28,476 A nurse could take over for a few days. 115 00:12:28,680 --> 00:12:33,231 And we'll help each other out. Lars' condition could quickly worsen. 116 00:12:34,560 --> 00:12:37,791 I never asked for much since ... 117 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:40,833 I really want to do this. 118 00:12:43,680 --> 00:12:46,194 If the doctor agrees. 119 00:12:49,960 --> 00:12:52,394 Then, we can ? 120 00:12:52,600 --> 00:12:54,556 Yes. 121 00:12:56,920 --> 00:12:58,751 - Mom? - Apparently. 122 00:12:58,960 --> 00:13:01,235 Serious? 123 00:13:03,120 --> 00:13:04,678 Great! 124 00:13:04,880 --> 00:13:06,438 My mother will also be happy. 125 00:13:06,640 --> 00:13:09,200 But we want to speak to the nurse. 126 00:13:09,400 --> 00:13:11,550 And veto power. -Naturally. 127 00:13:11,760 --> 00:13:15,150 And a detailed itinerary. -Hour by hour. 128 00:13:15,360 --> 00:13:17,749 And you call home every day. 129 00:13:17,960 --> 00:13:19,712 We all have portables. 130 00:13:19,920 --> 00:13:22,559 Well, they've convinced us. 131 00:13:25,600 --> 00:13:28,319 To Spain, then. 132 00:13:30,440 --> 00:13:33,113 A Minibus for 3 people? For how long? 133 00:13:33,320 --> 00:13:36,198 15 days, maximum. -2 Weeks ... 134 00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:39,039 I'll check and call you back. 135 00:13:39,240 --> 00:13:42,118 Would you like a price quote? -That would be nice. 136 00:13:44,320 --> 00:13:47,869 Which is to be refunded. Very well, I've marked it down. 137 00:13:48,280 --> 00:13:52,113 Joseph we're going to eat! -Yeah. 138 00:13:52,320 --> 00:13:54,470 In order to complicate your choice. 139 00:13:54,680 --> 00:13:57,319 Look in the printer. 140 00:13:57,520 --> 00:13:59,829 The hotel reservations. 141 00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:02,759 - First stop: Paris. - Classy, hey? 142 00:14:09,280 --> 00:14:10,838 Thank you. 143 00:14:11,040 --> 00:14:15,272 First of all, it's fantastic, what you three are doing. 144 00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:17,789 I'll be happy to assist you. 145 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:19,274 Have you done it before? 146 00:14:19,480 --> 00:14:21,630 I've been a nurse since I was 23. 147 00:14:21,840 --> 00:14:26,516 I assisted and transported the less-abled for 20 years for the same insurance plan. 148 00:14:26,720 --> 00:14:30,395 Yes but going off on a trip like this, did you .. 149 00:14:31,440 --> 00:14:34,352 Italy, Morocco, twice to Germany. 150 00:14:34,560 --> 00:14:36,676 Lourdes ... 8 times. 151 00:14:37,720 --> 00:14:41,508 And with people less fit than them. 152 00:14:41,720 --> 00:14:43,631 No, there's nothing like a trip! 153 00:14:43,840 --> 00:14:49,153 Spinning around within the same four walls, that's no good for anyone. 154 00:14:49,360 --> 00:14:50,713 Anyone want to see the minivan? 155 00:14:50,920 --> 00:14:52,114 Me! 156 00:14:56,720 --> 00:15:01,032 Hydraulic lift, safety brake, cutting edge modern. 157 00:15:01,240 --> 00:15:03,470 Integrated GPS, and not only for me. 158 00:15:03,680 --> 00:15:07,673 From home you can follow us, up to the meter. 159 00:15:07,880 --> 00:15:09,472 And they won't get bored: 160 00:15:09,680 --> 00:15:14,117 Fridge, DVD, video games. Everything you need. 161 00:15:14,320 --> 00:15:16,993 So, what do you think? 162 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:22,434 I think I want to go along. -No, no! 163 00:15:22,720 --> 00:15:25,518 - They're lucky to have you. - Did you hear that? 164 00:15:25,720 --> 00:15:27,472 - Hear that? - Yeah, yeah. 165 00:15:32,960 --> 00:15:34,632 Lars? 166 00:15:57,440 --> 00:16:03,151 The doctor said the tumor is aggressive and growing fast. 167 00:16:05,960 --> 00:16:08,155 Can you feel it? 168 00:16:08,360 --> 00:16:10,715 No, same as usual. 169 00:16:10,920 --> 00:16:13,753 Will the paralysis worsen? 170 00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:17,151 I don't know. 171 00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:24,153 Sorry, guys. 172 00:16:24,360 --> 00:16:27,079 Hard luck, Lars. 173 00:16:28,400 --> 00:16:29,753 It 's not your fault. 174 00:16:29,960 --> 00:16:34,317 - Go. Just the two of you. -Without you? Don't be silly! 175 00:16:37,320 --> 00:16:42,440 Joseph, can you cancel Theo? -I'll cancel the bungalow. 176 00:16:42,640 --> 00:16:46,918 I'll take care of the Paris hotel. - Paris? 177 00:16:47,120 --> 00:16:50,749 Yes, Paris was our first stop. Supposed to be a surprise. 178 00:16:50,960 --> 00:16:55,670 Paris? You're kidding? It doesn't matter anymore. 179 00:16:58,520 --> 00:17:00,556 I think it matters. 180 00:17:02,560 --> 00:17:06,075 - How so? - This trip is important. 181 00:17:08,080 --> 00:17:09,877 What do you think I should do? 182 00:17:10,080 --> 00:17:13,550 I'm dying. I can't help that. 183 00:17:13,760 --> 00:17:16,479 But until then, I'm going to do what I want. 184 00:17:16,680 --> 00:17:19,638 One: I will go to El Cielo. 185 00:17:19,840 --> 00:17:23,071 Two: I will not die a virgin. 186 00:17:23,280 --> 00:17:26,989 - Three: sex can cure cancer. - Seriously? 187 00:17:28,280 --> 00:17:30,999 Are you serious, hey? 188 00:17:31,200 --> 00:17:34,431 I've never been so serious, dude. 189 00:17:34,640 --> 00:17:39,794 - I feel super fine. - Your folks won't let you go. 190 00:17:43,040 --> 00:17:45,634 That's why mum's the word. 191 00:17:50,760 --> 00:17:54,070 Once we're gone, what can they do? 192 00:17:56,120 --> 00:17:58,680 I don't know, Lars. 193 00:17:58,880 --> 00:18:05,194 Can you refuse the last wish of a dying man? 194 00:18:05,400 --> 00:18:10,872 - It's not that... - Of course not. 195 00:18:12,720 --> 00:18:13,914 Do you agree? 196 00:18:14,120 --> 00:18:18,159 It'll be really hard, but ... 197 00:18:18,360 --> 00:18:21,477 I wanna friggin' try. 198 00:18:21,680 --> 00:18:23,432 Good. 199 00:18:26,280 --> 00:18:27,952 So, agreed? 200 00:18:30,520 --> 00:18:33,717 OK, fine, dude. It's good ... 201 00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:38,799 Joseph... it's not you I wanna fuck. 202 00:18:41,480 --> 00:18:43,277 Theo, here! -Hello Theo, it's Philip. 203 00:18:43,480 --> 00:18:45,311 -And Joseph. -Hey, guys. 204 00:18:45,520 --> 00:18:48,956 I've heard the news. Too bad about Lars. 205 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:51,510 -I really wanted this trip. - The trip is still on, Theo! 206 00:18:51,520 --> 00:18:54,995 I just spoke to his father, it's a secret, but we're going! 207 00:18:55,200 --> 00:19:00,877 Lars dreams about it, and so do we. We'd like you to come along. 208 00:19:01,080 --> 00:19:05,437 - Oh, wait a minute, boys! - We need you. 209 00:19:05,640 --> 00:19:07,596 And your minibus. 210 00:19:09,280 --> 00:19:12,078 But I have a family, guys. I can't 'risk it, even if... 211 00:19:12,280 --> 00:19:15,317 You really can't? 212 00:19:15,520 --> 00:19:17,829 No, guys, I can't. 213 00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:23,638 Maybe I know someone. Wait ... 214 00:19:23,840 --> 00:19:26,195 I need to make a call, and I'll get back to you. 215 00:19:32,800 --> 00:19:35,518 Theo? You're in luck, it's arranged! 216 00:19:35,720 --> 00:19:38,951 - Really? - An ex colleague has a minibus .. 217 00:19:39,160 --> 00:19:42,436 .. qualifications, experience. I already filled him in. 218 00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:45,791 Super, Theo! Claude will e-mail you. 219 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:50,039 Theo you made us, and Lars so happy! 220 00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:56,358 Hello. -We're here to ... -To cheer up Lars. 221 00:20:15,360 --> 00:20:20,070 I got an email from Claude with his terms. 222 00:20:21,840 --> 00:20:24,274 Ah, yes... turn it. 223 00:20:26,880 --> 00:20:28,711 On the back. 224 00:20:30,040 --> 00:20:35,433 Weekly rate, 1,050 euros 50 % in advance. 225 00:20:35,640 --> 00:20:39,997 40 cents per km. And a daily allowance ... 226 00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:43,000 What for? -Food and drink. 227 00:20:43,010 --> 00:20:45,695 75 euros per day. -Per day? 228 00:20:45,750 --> 00:20:48,630 - Not cheap is he! - I said it was alright. 229 00:20:48,640 --> 00:20:52,110 Alright Joseph. We won't quibble over the price. 230 00:20:52,320 --> 00:20:55,232 What's the point of saving up, otherwise? 231 00:20:55,440 --> 00:20:56,714 When do we leave? 232 00:20:56,920 --> 00:21:01,152 Claude will pick us up, at the square Sunday morning at seven. 233 00:21:01,360 --> 00:21:06,992 There's a problem. I can get there, but I can't pack my suitcase. 234 00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:10,317 Tell us what you need and we'll bring it for you. 235 00:21:11,680 --> 00:21:14,513 I can't go around in your clothes! 236 00:21:15,640 --> 00:21:16,675 I have an idea. 237 00:21:18,240 --> 00:21:21,198 - What? -You stretch everything out of shape, Joseph. 238 00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:26,952 No, we're the same size. I'll get the rest tomorrow. 239 00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:35,478 -Joseph? -Yes 240 00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:42,476 You're not staying to eat? -No, my mother cooked. 241 00:21:42,680 --> 00:21:45,797 Joseph needs to go home, he caught a chill. 242 00:21:59,160 --> 00:22:00,559 Damn! 243 00:22:30,400 --> 00:22:35,428 Yoni, I told you a thousand times to knock before you enter! 244 00:22:40,440 --> 00:22:43,637 What? -Is it true you're gonna die? 245 00:22:51,360 --> 00:22:53,669 That's not news. 246 00:22:53,880 --> 00:22:55,279 When? 247 00:22:57,240 --> 00:23:01,597 A few weeks, months, years. They don't know. 248 00:23:06,400 --> 00:23:09,676 I don't want to argue with you any more. 249 00:23:19,880 --> 00:23:24,556 I'm going to make that trip. With Joseph and Philip. 250 00:23:24,760 --> 00:23:28,878 But Mom and Dad ... -They wouldn't agree. I know. 251 00:23:29,080 --> 00:23:31,310 But we'll go anyway. -Me too. 252 00:23:34,360 --> 00:23:39,115 Silly, that's impossible. -Then I'll tell Mom and Dad everything. 253 00:23:42,280 --> 00:23:47,513 Damn, Yoni, I thought you said... -I didn't say I wasn't gonna tease you. 254 00:23:49,760 --> 00:23:53,196 Can I help you? 255 00:23:53,400 --> 00:23:56,915 Yes, there is a suitcase in the garage. I can't reach it. 256 00:23:57,120 --> 00:24:00,317 Would you run some errands? 257 00:24:00,520 --> 00:24:03,080 I'll give you some money. 258 00:24:08,360 --> 00:24:10,316 Condoms? 259 00:24:11,680 --> 00:24:13,989 For Joseph. 260 00:24:17,120 --> 00:24:19,918 I've done the little hedge. I'll finish tomorrow. 261 00:24:20,120 --> 00:24:22,714 Thank you, Roger. See you tomorrow. 262 00:24:23,760 --> 00:24:25,671 Tomorrow, Joseph! 263 00:24:32,360 --> 00:24:35,716 Ma, why don't you go on a trip? 264 00:24:35,920 --> 00:24:39,151 With Roger? -What are you talking about? 265 00:24:39,360 --> 00:24:42,716 A trip would do you good, no? 266 00:24:44,240 --> 00:24:47,949 And who'll take care of you? -Myself. 267 00:24:48,160 --> 00:24:52,472 I've always taken care of you. - Still, it would do you good. 268 00:24:53,520 --> 00:24:58,275 When I watch the news on TV.. 269 00:24:58,480 --> 00:25:00,311 What Ma? -Sorry. 270 00:25:00,520 --> 00:25:03,432 ... nothing but disasters. 271 00:25:03,640 --> 00:25:07,394 Earthquakes, floods, volcanic eruptions ... 272 00:25:07,600 --> 00:25:10,194 Mom, please? - Sorry. 273 00:25:11,240 --> 00:25:12,912 Really ! 274 00:25:14,360 --> 00:25:18,433 Come on, Philip. -Tell me if you'd rather watch TV. 275 00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:19,755 Look Philip ... 276 00:25:23,360 --> 00:25:27,478 Shall I put you in bed, Philip? -Leave me alone. 277 00:25:27,680 --> 00:25:31,434 You can't sleep in your chair. -I want to be alone. 278 00:25:32,760 --> 00:25:36,355 Please. -Mom, I want to be alone. 279 00:25:36,560 --> 00:25:39,597 Fine, goodnight. 280 00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:43,995 Good night, Mom. 281 00:26:09,720 --> 00:26:12,075 "SORRY ABOUT YESTERDAY" "I DIDN'T MEAN IT" 282 00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:13,633 "MUST DO THIS" "DON'T WORRY" 283 00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:56,752 "MA, GONE TRAVELING SEE YOU IN ABOUT 2 WEEKS" 284 00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:10,390 It's all there. 285 00:27:10,600 --> 00:27:15,071 Could't find a more suitable case? -This way you'll think of me. 286 00:27:25,720 --> 00:27:27,836 I'm not going to cry. 287 00:27:38,920 --> 00:27:41,639 See? I didn't cry. 288 00:28:24,800 --> 00:28:26,791 Your favorite color? 289 00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:29,434 Where is Joseph? -He's coming. 290 00:28:33,040 --> 00:28:36,156 Joseph! Joseph, here! 291 00:28:40,320 --> 00:28:42,515 Are we all here? -Yes 292 00:28:45,520 --> 00:28:49,274 And Claude? -He'll come. 293 00:28:57,200 --> 00:29:00,078 Did you get my clothes? - Yeah. 294 00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:02,316 I brought everything. 295 00:29:13,280 --> 00:29:16,829 You're sure of the meeting place? - Yeah. 296 00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:22,034 Date, time, place. In minute detail. And e-mail confirmation. 297 00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:29,675 He's from Brussels, doesn't know the area. 298 00:29:42,720 --> 00:29:45,393 Lars, hurry up. 299 00:29:46,720 --> 00:29:49,154 Dad is still sleeping. -He puts in long hours. 300 00:29:49,360 --> 00:29:50,554 Does that surprise you? 301 00:29:50,760 --> 00:29:54,070 You always defend him. I wanna be sick too. - Come, Yoni! 302 00:29:55,120 --> 00:29:56,473 Sorry. 303 00:30:00,120 --> 00:30:01,838 Can't you call him? 304 00:30:02,040 --> 00:30:05,555 I don't have his number. I did everything by e-mail. 305 00:30:05,760 --> 00:30:09,309 Not too smart - not asking for the number. -Is that him? 306 00:30:14,880 --> 00:30:16,836 Is that Claude? 307 00:30:17,040 --> 00:30:19,190 Yeah, that's Claude. 308 00:30:23,680 --> 00:30:25,636 Philip? -That's me. 309 00:30:25,840 --> 00:30:27,910 FREN: I'm Claude. 310 00:30:33,360 --> 00:30:37,638 It's a woman. We're not going to a brothel with a woman! 311 00:30:37,840 --> 00:30:42,152 A woman? That explains the high voice. 312 00:30:43,760 --> 00:30:47,469 What do you suggest - cancel everything? -Of course not. 313 00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:49,477 Is she pretty? 314 00:30:52,400 --> 00:30:56,393 And you didn't notice? - Not by e-mail, no! 315 00:30:56,600 --> 00:30:58,477 FREN: You first. 316 00:31:05,840 --> 00:31:08,559 It's Theo who recommended her! 317 00:31:14,840 --> 00:31:17,513 Is she pretty, Philip? 318 00:31:21,680 --> 00:31:23,796 FREN: At the end, on the left. 319 00:31:29,560 --> 00:31:31,278 FREN: Now, you. 320 00:31:37,560 --> 00:31:39,551 FREN: You want me to help? 321 00:31:43,400 --> 00:31:44,958 FREN: Come with me. 322 00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:47,991 FREN: Careful, there's a step. 323 00:31:48,200 --> 00:31:50,430 FREN: I'm Joseph. 324 00:31:55,680 --> 00:31:57,079 FREN: Did Theo explain about the advance? 325 00:31:57,280 --> 00:31:59,430 What's she saying? -Her advance. 326 00:31:59,640 --> 00:32:05,112 ln the pocket. With the schedule. - Give her that too. 327 00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:12,752 Let's go. 328 00:32:29,840 --> 00:32:32,593 C'est pas le chemin plus court -What's she saying? 329 00:32:32,800 --> 00:32:34,313 That's not the shortest route. 330 00:32:34,520 --> 00:32:39,275 It's the route we chose. You speak Flemish? 331 00:32:39,480 --> 00:32:41,550 Do you speak Flemish? Parlez Flamand? 332 00:32:41,760 --> 00:32:44,069 No. 333 00:32:44,280 --> 00:32:45,474 FREN: No Flemish. 334 00:32:45,680 --> 00:32:49,673 Same old story. They want our money, but to speak Flemish ... 335 00:32:49,880 --> 00:32:53,111 Under the circumstances it's just as well. 336 00:32:53,320 --> 00:32:58,189 Let's go then, we already lost enough time. Avanti!(Go on) 337 00:33:07,480 --> 00:33:09,948 Liesbeth, here. Yes, An? 338 00:33:11,280 --> 00:33:15,114 I haven't seen him, but I'll ask Lars. 339 00:33:15,320 --> 00:33:18,232 Yoni, go ask Lars where Philip is? 340 00:33:19,800 --> 00:33:22,394 What?! What does it say on his monitor? 341 00:33:23,440 --> 00:33:25,237 What? 342 00:33:26,880 --> 00:33:28,552 Strange ... 343 00:33:31,280 --> 00:33:35,717 Lars says Philip's at the museum. -He went to the museum. 344 00:33:35,920 --> 00:33:37,956 Which museum? 345 00:33:41,760 --> 00:33:42,909 Wait. 346 00:33:43,120 --> 00:33:45,350 They want to know which museum. 347 00:33:46,720 --> 00:33:49,473 An wants to talk to Lars. -He's asleep. 348 00:33:49,680 --> 00:33:52,069 Come on, stop it, Yoni. 349 00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:54,032 Lars? 350 00:33:54,240 --> 00:33:57,198 Yoni, what's going on? 351 00:34:01,360 --> 00:34:04,591 Fuckin' hell ! Philip, this is a wreck! 352 00:34:06,800 --> 00:34:09,598 We'd be lucky to even reach the border in this. 353 00:34:10,800 --> 00:34:13,234 It's done, guys. 354 00:34:13,440 --> 00:34:15,635 We're off! 355 00:34:16,760 --> 00:34:23,950 Almost there, but not quite! 356 00:34:30,760 --> 00:34:32,591 Just a moment. 357 00:34:35,560 --> 00:34:37,551 There's a note. 358 00:34:38,600 --> 00:34:42,149 "Mom, I'm traveling. See you in about 2 weeks" 359 00:34:43,200 --> 00:34:44,349 He's gone. 360 00:34:50,120 --> 00:34:52,634 Fuck, my parents ... 361 00:34:52,840 --> 00:34:56,116 My mother ... - Turn it off. 362 00:34:56,320 --> 00:34:59,995 And mine too. In my pants pocket. 363 00:35:01,560 --> 00:35:03,710 Throw them away. 364 00:35:03,920 --> 00:35:04,670 What? 365 00:35:04,880 --> 00:35:08,031 Out the window. -Do you know what it cost? 366 00:35:08,240 --> 00:35:12,597 In the name of freedom. Total freedom. 367 00:35:14,560 --> 00:35:17,313 Go on Joseph, throw them out. 368 00:35:17,520 --> 00:35:19,112 Go. 369 00:35:22,560 --> 00:35:25,074 Really ! Darn ! 370 00:35:26,480 --> 00:35:29,278 Lars, it's for freedom. 371 00:35:30,360 --> 00:35:33,477 When did they leave? Tonight? 372 00:35:33,680 --> 00:35:36,638 Come on, Yoni. It's not funny, young lady! 373 00:35:37,840 --> 00:35:40,752 They took that trip ? 374 00:35:42,720 --> 00:35:44,836 To Spain. 375 00:35:46,280 --> 00:35:48,589 'Not' to Spain? 376 00:35:50,520 --> 00:35:51,589 They're going to Oslo. 377 00:36:33,200 --> 00:36:35,270 Geert, where are you? 378 00:36:36,320 --> 00:36:38,515 See anything? 379 00:36:39,920 --> 00:36:42,673 Geert. Aww, fuck! I gotta hang up! 380 00:36:43,720 --> 00:36:46,234 Yeah, yeah, neat trick, guy! I see it. 381 00:36:56,240 --> 00:37:01,030 A worthwhile detour. -Check out the sea. 382 00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:07,195 Hah, "La mer" ! 383 00:37:07,400 --> 00:37:10,551 Next the Mediterranean Sea. 384 00:37:10,760 --> 00:37:16,949 Oh man, I can't wait! The beach, palm trees, dolphins! 385 00:37:18,400 --> 00:37:20,072 Dolphins? 386 00:37:24,160 --> 00:37:25,832 FREN: Should I stop? -Are you okay? 387 00:37:26,040 --> 00:37:27,917 You OK, Lars? 388 00:37:28,120 --> 00:37:30,190 FREN: -Lars, want me to stop? 389 00:37:30,400 --> 00:37:33,551 Shut up and drive. That's what we pay you for! 390 00:37:35,320 --> 00:37:37,959 She doesn't speak a word of Flemish. 391 00:37:50,800 --> 00:37:54,110 Traffic Police. You know why we're stopping you? 392 00:37:57,120 --> 00:37:59,680 She's not very sociable 393 00:37:59,880 --> 00:38:02,314 So, is she pretty or not? 394 00:38:02,520 --> 00:38:06,479 Consider yourself lucky to be visually impaired. 395 00:38:08,280 --> 00:38:11,750 So, a dog, then? -I didn't say that, Joseph. 396 00:38:11,960 --> 00:38:14,155 What is your definition of 'pretty'? 397 00:38:14,360 --> 00:38:16,999 Kinda like a sea cow(manatee) 398 00:38:17,200 --> 00:38:18,792 ..disguised as a gorilla. 399 00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:22,197 A mix of the two. - If you like that sort of thing. 400 00:38:24,720 --> 00:38:26,199 Chicklet? 401 00:38:31,960 --> 00:38:34,758 FREN: No, thank you. -It's sugar free. 402 00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:41,077 We're in Paris. What's the Hotel address? -One moment please. 403 00:38:41,280 --> 00:38:44,397 Phillip, the Hotel? We're coming in to Paris. 404 00:38:44,600 --> 00:38:46,909 Hotel Dauphine Saint Germain, Rue Dauphine. 405 00:38:47,120 --> 00:38:51,318 That's the hotel we booked. -No Lars, we did't book it. 406 00:38:51,520 --> 00:38:56,308 That 's the hotel from our parents' itinerary! - Shit! 407 00:38:56,840 --> 00:39:00,753 You didn't think of that ?! -I had other worries! 408 00:39:00,960 --> 00:39:03,679 They'll be waiting for us. -No doubt. 409 00:39:03,880 --> 00:39:06,314 FREN: Where should I go? -Not to Paris! 410 00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:22,478 Sorry guys. No big deal, we'll come another time. 411 00:39:24,840 --> 00:39:27,832 Exactly, we'll come back. 412 00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:31,831 FREN: Do we take the Versailles exit, or what? 413 00:39:32,040 --> 00:39:35,669 Versailles? That's better than Paris. 414 00:39:35,880 --> 00:39:39,555 What's good enough for Marie Antoinette, is good enough for us. 415 00:39:39,760 --> 00:39:42,638 Tell her to find us a fancy place. 416 00:39:42,840 --> 00:39:46,230 FREN: Something 'chic' and 'sympathique'. 417 00:39:51,600 --> 00:39:53,955 This is where we sleep? 418 00:39:54,160 --> 00:39:59,598 God knows what her definition of 'chic' is. 419 00:39:59,800 --> 00:40:01,995 FREN: Fine, I`ll drop you here. 420 00:40:09,080 --> 00:40:10,479 Ahh! 421 00:40:11,600 --> 00:40:15,513 FREN: Philip, can you give me my daily allowance? 422 00:40:20,560 --> 00:40:24,269 Tell her I'll pay for her room. FREN: -He'll pay for your room. 423 00:40:24,480 --> 00:40:28,109 Joseph, they need our passports. 424 00:40:30,120 --> 00:40:33,396 FREN: I'd rather have my allowance and mileage. 425 00:40:38,520 --> 00:40:40,511 In my wallet. 426 00:40:40,720 --> 00:40:42,870 Portefeuille. 427 00:41:08,120 --> 00:41:09,997 FREN: Here you go. 428 00:41:12,760 --> 00:41:14,751 Is she not coming? 429 00:41:14,960 --> 00:41:17,428 Mammoth-Antoinette will sleep in her carriage. 430 00:41:17,640 --> 00:41:19,915 FREN: Do you want to share a room? 431 00:41:20,960 --> 00:41:24,839 She asks if we want to share one room. -With her? Definitely! 432 00:41:25,040 --> 00:41:29,272 Let's not do the handicapped thing. One room each. 433 00:41:29,480 --> 00:41:30,993 FREN: Three rooms, please. 434 00:41:31,200 --> 00:41:34,033 What do you think? 435 00:41:34,240 --> 00:41:35,912 Joseph? 436 00:41:38,200 --> 00:41:40,475 Alright? -Alright. 437 00:41:43,800 --> 00:41:48,157 Well, Joseph? Where do we begin? 438 00:41:48,360 --> 00:41:51,193 The white Burgundy, Pouilly-Fuissé, sounds good. 439 00:41:51,400 --> 00:41:54,039 I'll do a blind taste test. 440 00:41:54,240 --> 00:41:58,074 And then that one. -And then a-Pomerol. 441 00:41:58,280 --> 00:42:00,077 Garçon, first ... -D'abord 442 00:42:02,760 --> 00:42:04,671 And then ... -Ensuite ... 443 00:42:04,880 --> 00:42:07,314 FREN: Excellent choice, gentlemen. 444 00:42:10,360 --> 00:42:13,193 Check it out, guys. Oh my God! 445 00:42:15,080 --> 00:42:19,198 What a cheapskate! -She could have sat with us. 446 00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:22,991 ...Or not! 447 00:42:23,200 --> 00:42:24,269 No, not that! 448 00:42:37,840 --> 00:42:40,308 FREN: I'll come put you to bed. 449 00:42:40,520 --> 00:42:44,798 She's going to put us to bed. -No way. We can handle it. 450 00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:46,797 Go ahead. 451 00:42:48,600 --> 00:42:51,512 FREN: Thanks, but it's not necessary. 452 00:42:52,680 --> 00:42:57,231 Imagine: the Mammoth's pussy is the last thing you see before bed 453 00:42:57,440 --> 00:43:00,034 You'll never it up again! 454 00:43:01,080 --> 00:43:03,992 This is your room, 158. 455 00:43:06,080 --> 00:43:09,038 Hold it. You ready? -Yeah, dude. 456 00:43:09,240 --> 00:43:11,071 One, two, three ... 457 00:43:13,080 --> 00:43:14,877 Aww, come on! 458 00:43:16,760 --> 00:43:18,512 Give me that. 459 00:43:19,920 --> 00:43:24,232 Careful ... wait. Ready? -Yeah. -Gotta be quicker. 460 00:43:25,280 --> 00:43:28,431 Ready? And go forward. 461 00:43:30,240 --> 00:43:32,151 Come on, Joseph. 462 00:43:32,360 --> 00:43:35,193 Coming to help me soon? -Yeah, directly. 463 00:43:35,400 --> 00:43:39,951 This is my room. I'll give you my card, just in case. 464 00:43:44,440 --> 00:43:46,158 Here you go. 465 00:43:46,360 --> 00:43:49,272 Good night, man. 466 00:44:05,680 --> 00:44:07,352 Above the door handle. -Yeah. 467 00:44:08,400 --> 00:44:12,393 Need something in the trunk? -A T-shirt to sleep in. 468 00:44:28,760 --> 00:44:31,957 Will this one do? -That's one of yours. 469 00:44:32,160 --> 00:44:35,391 Huh? No problem, it's been washed. 470 00:44:42,800 --> 00:44:45,360 You gotta pee, or will I lay in bed? 471 00:44:45,560 --> 00:44:46,959 Joseph! 472 00:44:47,160 --> 00:44:48,832 Joseph, I've fallen. 473 00:44:56,920 --> 00:44:59,309 Joseph, my keycard! 474 00:45:01,240 --> 00:45:03,310 Joseph, you're locked out. 475 00:45:03,520 --> 00:45:07,149 Joseph, come help me! -Coming! 476 00:45:07,360 --> 00:45:10,909 I'm coming. -What? You can't come in? 477 00:45:13,720 --> 00:45:15,233 Damn! 478 00:45:19,200 --> 00:45:22,875 Joseph, get a pass at reception. 479 00:45:24,320 --> 00:45:26,709 Joseph, how long you gonna take ? 480 00:45:45,720 --> 00:45:49,554 So where are my clothes? -I was sure I packed them. 481 00:45:49,760 --> 00:45:53,639 Apparently not, huh? How do I look in this get-up? 482 00:45:53,840 --> 00:45:57,116 I don't know, maybe I took them out without realising. 483 00:45:57,320 --> 00:46:02,394 Just to fuck with me, right? -Stop, you're giving me a headache. -Idiot! 484 00:46:08,560 --> 00:46:11,677 FREN: Good morning. Sleep well? -No, because I slept on the floor ... 485 00:46:11,880 --> 00:46:13,632 Can we go? 486 00:46:13,840 --> 00:46:16,274 FREN: Lars first. -Why? 487 00:46:16,480 --> 00:46:20,439 FREN: For safety. -What if I don't want to? 488 00:46:23,960 --> 00:46:28,670 Philip, stop being so fucking childish. I wanna get outta here. 489 00:46:34,080 --> 00:46:35,798 Thank you. 490 00:47:00,640 --> 00:47:02,471 You gotta be kidding! 491 00:47:11,600 --> 00:47:13,397 Damn! 492 00:47:13,600 --> 00:47:15,556 Don't touch me! 493 00:47:16,920 --> 00:47:19,514 I don't need your help, alright? 494 00:47:27,240 --> 00:47:30,437 What are you waiting for, stupid cow? 495 00:48:10,600 --> 00:48:14,479 That's the last thing I wanna hear. Turn it off! 496 00:48:15,520 --> 00:48:17,192 Off! 497 00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:21,672 Off! 498 00:48:39,520 --> 00:48:41,033 Philip? 499 00:48:42,880 --> 00:48:44,472 I gotta pee. 500 00:48:44,680 --> 00:48:47,240 We just stopped at a gas station. 501 00:48:47,440 --> 00:48:50,273 I didn' have to go, then. Now I do. 502 00:48:50,480 --> 00:48:53,916 Wait til the next stop. -I can't hold it. 503 00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:57,278 Can you help me piss in a bottle? It's either that or stop. 504 00:48:57,290 --> 00:48:59,953 Tell the Mammoth to stop, then. 505 00:49:03,760 --> 00:49:05,557 FREN: I gotta pee urgently. 506 00:49:09,200 --> 00:49:10,918 FREN: Come. 507 00:49:13,720 --> 00:49:15,472 FREN: No one can see me? 508 00:49:15,680 --> 00:49:17,796 FREN: Want me to help you? -No! 509 00:49:19,160 --> 00:49:21,754 FREN: Call me when you're finished. 510 00:49:34,680 --> 00:49:38,389 Take your time, Joseph. The Mammoth's delighted. 511 00:49:38,600 --> 00:49:43,435 Your piss-stop earns her an extra 10 euros. -Don't shout. 512 00:49:52,960 --> 00:49:55,872 What's keeping Joseph? -He's pissing gold for her! 513 00:49:56,080 --> 00:50:01,518 Piss at a gas station? No! Too simple. Here she hits the jackpot. 514 00:50:05,400 --> 00:50:08,312 Joseph! 515 00:50:08,520 --> 00:50:10,272 Joseph! 516 00:50:10,480 --> 00:50:12,710 Joseph?... OK? 517 00:50:14,960 --> 00:50:16,313 FREN: Joseph, you alright? 518 00:50:16,520 --> 00:50:18,875 FREN: Careful, Joseph! -I'm OK. 519 00:50:25,160 --> 00:50:27,674 FREN: Be still. I got you. 520 00:50:31,440 --> 00:50:34,830 FREN: I'm here. Calm down. OK, OK. 521 00:50:50,840 --> 00:50:53,035 Hey, careful! 522 00:52:23,120 --> 00:52:25,395 FREN: Toilet, anyone? 523 00:52:34,680 --> 00:52:36,955 You alright, Joseph? 524 00:52:43,640 --> 00:52:46,677 This is not really the trip of my dreams, Philip. 525 00:52:56,600 --> 00:52:58,272 THANKS. 526 00:52:58,700 --> 00:53:02,150 Guys, I'm fed up like you behave like kids. 00:53:02,200 --> 00:53:05,340 -She's fed up with us being like kids. 527 00:53:05,360 --> 00:53:09,000 Or you let yourself be helped I was hired for this- and we have a good trip. 528 00:53:09,010 --> 00:53:12,155 Either we let her help us, like we hired her to do, so we can have a nice trip. 529 00:53:12,160 --> 00:53:15,597 Or it's hell for everyone, and you would have done better stay with mom and dad. 530 00:53:15,600 --> 00:53:19,275 Or it's hell for everyone and we were better off staying home. 531 00:53:19,480 --> 00:53:22,392 Ce serà quoi? -Which will it be?. 532 00:53:28,120 --> 00:53:32,591 Tell her she's right and ... -He says you're right. 533 00:53:34,720 --> 00:53:36,358 We ... 534 00:53:37,400 --> 00:53:39,595 OK, I ... 535 00:53:41,280 --> 00:53:44,590 I behaved like an idiot. 536 00:53:44,800 --> 00:53:51,990 FREN: He says "I'm a very very very big idiot". Selfish, too. 537 00:53:53,040 --> 00:53:57,591 FREN: Without consideration for others. 538 00:53:57,800 --> 00:54:01,156 FREN: He laughs at them too, and that's not nice. 539 00:54:06,040 --> 00:54:08,190 Does he apologize? -Do you apologize? 540 00:54:08,400 --> 00:54:11,039 That, I understood, Joseph. 541 00:54:13,800 --> 00:54:15,791 FREN: "I excuse me". 542 00:54:21,560 --> 00:54:23,278 FREN: Me too. 543 00:54:28,120 --> 00:54:30,839 I accept your apology. 544 00:54:34,920 --> 00:54:37,354 Do you speak Flemish? 545 00:54:38,400 --> 00:54:40,391 A bit! 546 00:54:40,600 --> 00:54:43,512 FREN: Anyway... mammoth ... 547 00:54:44,560 --> 00:54:50,192 FREN: mammoth in French and in Dutch - not a big stretch. 548 00:54:51,960 --> 00:54:53,996 One for the road? 549 00:54:56,240 --> 00:54:58,117 One for the road. 550 00:54:59,160 --> 00:55:00,957 For the road. 551 00:55:02,680 --> 00:55:04,830 FREN: For the road. 552 00:55:12,400 --> 00:55:14,914 FREN: Come on, music, Claude! 553 00:55:39,680 --> 00:55:44,276 Claude, where will we sleep tonight? I don't want to offend ... 554 00:55:44,480 --> 00:55:47,074 Not again, he doesn't. 555 00:55:47,280 --> 00:55:53,719 Your notion of 'chic and sympathique', doesn't jive with Lars', he said. 556 00:55:54,760 --> 00:55:57,558 FREN: I got your drift. Hand me the map, Joseph. 557 00:56:04,760 --> 00:56:07,149 FREN: I know a great place. Do you trust me? 558 00:56:07,360 --> 00:56:10,033 Do we trust her? -Hundred percent. 559 00:56:29,760 --> 00:56:31,637 Where's she taking us? 560 00:56:32,680 --> 00:56:36,593 This hotel is very remote. -Where is the hotel? 561 00:56:37,920 --> 00:56:38,955 Here. 562 00:57:08,920 --> 00:57:10,990 Voila! 563 00:57:11,200 --> 00:57:13,839 Hotel Claude. 564 00:57:20,080 --> 00:57:23,550 That is really too embarassing. -No kidding! 565 00:57:27,240 --> 00:57:30,999 I'm so glad I don't have to wear diapers. 566 00:57:32,040 --> 00:57:33,519 Look, I ... 567 00:57:35,360 --> 00:57:37,157 I wanted to say that ... 568 00:57:37,360 --> 00:57:42,115 I'll never forget that you saved my life... Merci. 569 00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:52,558 FREN: Set out with 3 and return with 2 ? That's not good for business. 570 00:57:55,080 --> 00:57:59,596 Caca next week. -For 3 years now! 571 00:58:03,480 --> 00:58:06,074 I have a confession to make. 572 00:58:06,280 --> 00:58:08,430 FREN: The three of us ... 573 00:58:09,960 --> 00:58:12,394 Have ... a secret. 574 00:58:12,600 --> 00:58:14,397 A secret. 575 00:58:16,480 --> 00:58:18,675 We're going to ... 576 00:58:20,320 --> 00:58:25,991 Punta del Mar, NOT on holiday, but to go to "El Cielo". 577 00:58:28,240 --> 00:58:32,995 FREN: What's that? - A brothel. For people like us. 578 00:58:37,560 --> 00:58:42,031 And he tinkers about ... -Never again. 579 00:58:42,240 --> 00:58:44,515 FREN: Did I shock you? 580 00:58:46,080 --> 00:58:48,548 FREN: No, not at all. 581 00:58:58,600 --> 00:59:03,037 I've never fu... been intimate with a woman. 582 00:59:07,080 --> 00:59:09,389 Maybe you could ... 583 00:59:11,200 --> 00:59:13,430 ...as a nurse ... 584 00:59:15,760 --> 00:59:18,558 ...tell me what to watch out for. 585 00:59:18,760 --> 00:59:22,116 I don't want to look ridiculous. 586 00:59:24,360 --> 00:59:27,796 FREN: I think those ladies have way more experience than me. 587 00:59:28,000 --> 00:59:31,231 FREN: I'm sure they'll help you gently. 588 00:59:31,440 --> 00:59:35,558 FREN: So relax. There won't be any problems. 589 00:59:35,760 --> 00:59:37,591 You think so? 590 00:59:37,800 --> 00:59:39,870 FREN: A hundred percent. 591 00:59:42,680 --> 00:59:46,912 You're not ridiculous. -Merci. 592 00:59:49,240 --> 00:59:51,629 Again, merci. 593 00:59:52,920 --> 00:59:53,955 Look at that! 594 00:59:54,160 --> 00:59:56,879 Hey Claude, thanks. You were right. 595 00:59:57,080 --> 00:59:59,719 This is a 1,000 star hotel. 596 00:59:59,920 --> 01:00:02,275 Look at that! 597 01:00:03,840 --> 01:00:05,956 Santé, Claude. 598 01:00:06,160 --> 01:00:08,151 Skol. 599 01:00:09,560 --> 01:00:12,028 Check out those stars! 600 01:00:26,760 --> 01:00:28,591 Alright? -Hmm. 601 01:00:32,920 --> 01:00:35,434 Shout if you need anything. 602 01:00:52,440 --> 01:00:54,317 Say, Claude? 603 01:00:55,800 --> 01:01:00,794 Are there bears around here? -And wolves? 604 01:01:01,920 --> 01:01:06,948 Was it here, last year?... A camper was dragged from his tent? 605 01:01:07,160 --> 01:01:11,073 Classic mistake. He was alone in his tent. 606 01:01:11,280 --> 01:01:16,718 Ha...ha...ha. -Really, I heard it on the news. 607 01:01:16,920 --> 01:01:21,471 They found him 3 months later. Half eaten. Without arms and legs. 608 01:01:21,680 --> 01:01:25,070 Wouldn't make much difference to Philip. 609 01:01:25,280 --> 01:01:27,840 You're just little children! 610 01:01:39,520 --> 01:01:44,594 Philip?... Is that you? -How can it be Philip? 611 01:01:54,480 --> 01:01:57,597 There's something walking around outside. 612 01:02:02,120 --> 01:02:07,035 There is something out there! -Claude, do you hear that? 613 01:02:09,880 --> 01:02:12,030 FREN: Haha! Good night, boys. 614 01:02:12,240 --> 01:02:15,437 Aww, that's mean! Thank you, Claude! 615 01:02:38,080 --> 01:02:41,629 Fuck man, that's cold! -I'll start with your feet, OK? 616 01:02:51,800 --> 01:02:53,677 Oh, wait, wait ... 617 01:02:56,160 --> 01:03:02,872 I've never been washed by anyone except my mother. 618 01:03:03,080 --> 01:03:05,958 I don't know how my body will react. 619 01:03:06,160 --> 01:03:09,311 FREN: I understand, Philip. It's OK. 620 01:03:51,080 --> 01:03:53,071 Lars! You asshole! 621 01:05:12,800 --> 01:05:14,836 Oh, my God ! 622 01:05:16,200 --> 01:05:19,909 FREN: Feel like taking a closer look? 623 01:05:20,960 --> 01:05:22,837 But ... 624 01:05:26,640 --> 01:05:32,192 FREN: Here we planted Merlot and Cabernet. This is typical Pomerol soil. 625 01:05:32,400 --> 01:05:34,038 Claude! 626 01:05:38,360 --> 01:05:43,559 FREN: Here we do what's called "élevage". Twelve months in barrels.(maturing) 627 01:05:43,760 --> 01:05:49,392 FREN: This here - 2010 as you can read is from the field we just saw. 628 01:06:01,440 --> 01:06:03,954 That's a little bit of heaven. 629 01:06:04,160 --> 01:06:06,993 Come, Joseph. Let's leave Philip here. 01:06:10,160 --> 01:06:12,993 Besjoer.(Bon jour-hello) -Besjoer. -Ciao. 630 01:06:14,000 --> 01:06:17,037 Fuck! Dutch ... And it was so nice here. 631 01:06:17,240 --> 01:06:19,959 This is good, huh? -Cheers. 632 01:06:20,000 --> 01:06:27,755 But a container from Appie Heijn Supermarket is so much cheaper! 633 01:06:27,760 --> 01:06:30,433 Asjemenou (I'll be damned) -So cheap! 634 01:06:30,640 --> 01:06:33,200 FREN: Enough, guys. 635 01:06:42,520 --> 01:06:44,590 FREN: What do you want? 636 01:06:44,700 --> 01:06:49,291 You know what my dad says when she starts with her nonsense? 637 01:06:49,400 --> 01:06:52,756 Even a train has to stop. 638 01:06:55,000 --> 01:07:00,999 That babe has a beautiful pair of 'tannins' hanging down. 639 01:07:07,960 --> 01:07:10,520 Apologize to her! 640 01:07:10,620 --> 01:07:11,714 Or I'll bust your head. 641 01:07:11,720 --> 01:07:14,236 Get your paws off him! -You want a punch in the jaw too? 642 01:07:14,240 --> 01:07:18,176 Being in a wheelchair doesn't give you the right. 643 01:07:18,180 --> 01:07:20,230 Apologize. 644 01:07:23,120 --> 01:07:25,918 You're right, dude. Sorry. 645 01:07:26,120 --> 01:07:30,398 Sorry, your bitch has saggy tits! 646 01:07:34,040 --> 01:07:36,395 FREN: Leave him alone! 647 01:07:48,000 --> 01:07:52,118 Hey Claude, sorry, hey. We went too far. 648 01:07:52,320 --> 01:07:54,834 You saved Lars' life, too. 649 01:07:55,040 --> 01:07:57,952 I want Hotel Claude tonight. 650 01:07:58,160 --> 01:08:00,833 FREN: I already booked a hotel. 651 01:08:01,040 --> 01:08:05,636 Go on, cancel it. Tomorrow we'll be in Spain "a bungalow. 652 01:08:05,840 --> 01:08:09,435 I want a night under the stars, too. -I'll cook. 653 01:08:09,640 --> 01:08:13,679 Lars cooks really well. FREN: Are you deaf or what? 654 01:08:42,800 --> 01:08:44,995 FREN: Go ahead I'll bring the baggage. 655 01:08:45,200 --> 01:08:46,792 Come. 656 01:08:58,320 --> 01:08:59,753 She's really pissed off. 657 01:08:59,960 --> 01:09:03,555 It's the fault of the Dutch. They ruined our day. 658 01:09:05,720 --> 01:09:07,551 FREN: This way, gentlemen. 659 01:09:19,400 --> 01:09:22,995 We get the VIP treatment. -Of course. 660 01:09:23,200 --> 01:09:25,111 FREN: Please come in. 661 01:09:35,960 --> 01:09:40,078 I'm a little hungry. How about you guys? 662 01:09:55,640 --> 01:10:02,637 I can't even begin to say how completely irresponsible... 663 01:10:06,920 --> 01:10:10,071 How did you find us? 664 01:10:10,280 --> 01:10:16,116 You've had your trip. Now let's get a taxi to the airport. In a few hours we'll be home. 665 01:10:22,600 --> 01:10:24,079 No. 666 01:10:30,960 --> 01:10:34,635 This is not negotiable, Lars. -You need medical care. 667 01:10:34,840 --> 01:10:36,478 No way! Open the door! 668 01:10:36,680 --> 01:10:39,353 We proved we can do it. We got this far! 669 01:10:39,560 --> 01:10:41,790 That's not the point Let's go home together. 670 01:10:42,000 --> 01:10:45,037 Dad I'm gonna make a scene in the plane! 671 01:10:45,050 --> 01:10:48,235 Me too. -Me too. I'll fuck up Ryanair! 672 01:10:48,240 --> 01:10:50,595 Let us go. -Don't touch me! 673 01:10:50,800 --> 01:10:52,916 Dad you'd better not turn it off! -Stay here 674 01:10:53,120 --> 01:10:54,473 Let me go! 675 01:10:54,680 --> 01:10:56,875 Turn it off! Don't be childish. 676 01:10:57,080 --> 01:10:58,399 Don't treat me like one, then! 677 01:10:58,600 --> 01:10:59,794 Let go, dad! 678 01:11:00,000 --> 01:11:03,595 I Don't want to and I won't go. -Calm down, please. 679 01:11:03,800 --> 01:11:07,475 Calm down. No need to get angry. 680 01:11:10,560 --> 01:11:12,869 No need to cry over that. 681 01:11:54,160 --> 01:11:55,559 Dad? 682 01:11:58,680 --> 01:12:01,513 Please let me go. 683 01:12:19,640 --> 01:12:21,312 Claude! 684 01:12:24,600 --> 01:12:27,353 Why did you sell us out? 685 01:12:28,680 --> 01:12:33,196 FREN: They got my number from Theo. I'm really sorry, I had no choice. 686 01:12:33,400 --> 01:12:35,197 FREN: Good luck. 687 01:12:35,300 --> 01:12:37,377 Why 'no choice"? 688 01:12:37,480 --> 01:12:42,235 FREN: I've been in prison. I'm out on bail. 689 01:12:42,340 --> 01:12:44,874 FREN: They threatened to call the police. If I didn't bring you here 690 01:12:45,080 --> 01:12:48,038 Prison? You? Why? 691 01:12:48,240 --> 01:12:52,358 Very interesting, but let go before they change their minds. 692 01:12:52,560 --> 01:12:54,994 FREN: Must go. -With me? 693 01:12:55,200 --> 01:12:57,111 FREN: 'Course, with you. 694 01:13:06,760 --> 01:13:09,513 Okay, Claude ... prison? 695 01:13:12,640 --> 01:13:16,952 FREN: I am ... I was a home care nurse. 696 01:13:17,160 --> 01:13:19,469 "home care". 697 01:13:19,680 --> 01:13:23,434 My husband had no job. FREN: He didn't really look. 698 01:13:24,600 --> 01:13:27,797 But I never complained. FREN: I loved him. 699 01:13:28,000 --> 01:13:30,719 One day I had a migraine so I went home. 700 01:13:30,920 --> 01:13:34,549 My husband was on the sofa, but also on the neighbor. 701 01:13:36,240 --> 01:13:40,438 FREN: So I poked him in the ass with insulin. And I left. 702 01:13:41,960 --> 01:13:44,315 FREN: My husband was fat. 703 01:13:44,520 --> 01:13:46,636 FREN: A Fat pig. 704 01:13:46,840 --> 01:13:48,751 So fat. 705 01:13:50,440 --> 01:13:52,590 He didn't die. 706 01:13:54,600 --> 01:13:57,637 And I got a year in prison. 707 01:14:01,160 --> 01:14:04,038 Mind blowing story ... 708 01:14:04,240 --> 01:14:06,629 A poke in his ass! 709 01:14:06,840 --> 01:14:09,115 I would have done the same. 710 01:14:10,520 --> 01:14:13,557 Men are all bastards. 711 01:14:13,760 --> 01:14:16,638 They think of only one thing. 712 01:14:18,000 --> 01:14:22,312 FREN: How about we continue our journey? 713 01:14:22,520 -> 01:14:27,150 FREN: We'll make a "pee stop", drive all night long... 714 01:14:27,360 --> 01:14:29,669 FREN: and tomorrow we'll be at Punta del Mar. 715 01:14:29,680 --> 01:14:31,174 I'm in favour! -Me too. 716 01:14:31,180 --> 01:14:33,999 I'm more in favour than anybody! 717 01:14:44,440 --> 01:14:48,911 FREN: I won't sleep, okay? -Whatever you want, Joseph. 718 01:15:16,840 --> 01:15:18,956 Guys! 719 01:15:19,160 --> 01:15:21,116 We're here. 720 01:15:48,200 --> 01:15:49,758 Are there palm trees? 721 01:15:49,960 --> 01:15:51,473 Palm trees, white sand. 722 01:15:51,680 --> 01:15:54,114 Is that a dolphin, Philip? 723 01:15:55,160 --> 01:15:57,833 It's teeming with dolphins, Joseph. 724 01:16:00,760 --> 01:16:02,637 And women? -Bodies everywhere! 725 01:16:02,840 --> 01:16:05,957 And bare tits! -Kilometers of tits! 726 01:16:17,360 --> 01:16:22,912 I have a surprise. Your parents canceled the bungalow. 727 01:16:23,120 --> 01:16:26,351 No bungalow ... but a villa. 728 01:16:30,920 --> 01:16:33,036 Thanks, Dad. Thanks, Mom. 729 01:16:33,240 --> 01:16:35,629 Beautiful? -Fantastic. 730 01:16:37,800 --> 01:16:39,756 Watch out, Joseph! 731 01:16:40,840 --> 01:16:44,150 Swimming pool? -Yeah but you prefer open ditches. 732 01:16:44,360 --> 01:16:45,429 Claude was ready for it. 733 01:16:45,640 --> 01:16:48,916 I brought a swimsuit. And you? -Asshole. 734 01:16:49,120 --> 01:16:51,270 FREN: We'll buy you one. And food too. 735 01:16:51,480 --> 01:16:53,789 Drinks. -Suntan lotion. 736 01:16:54,000 --> 01:16:55,956 I'm going inside. 737 01:17:00,120 --> 01:17:02,031 FREN: You OK, Lars? 738 01:17:04,120 --> 01:17:07,192 FREN: Yes. No problem. 739 01:17:11,320 --> 01:17:13,834 Wass the journey too hard on him? 740 01:17:14,040 --> 01:17:16,634 Look at this bar! 741 01:17:16,840 --> 01:17:19,434 We'll never get him to go home, now. 742 01:17:19,640 --> 01:17:21,915 I'm going to move in here! 743 01:17:28,720 --> 01:17:31,678 Might as well take the left one. 744 01:17:31,880 --> 01:17:34,713 Need something for El Cielo, FREN: or will you wear Joseph's clothes? 745 01:17:34,920 --> 01:17:37,832 A shirt would be nice. 746 01:17:38,040 --> 01:17:39,473 But, I don't know ... 747 01:17:39,680 --> 01:17:41,398 Okay. 748 01:17:44,440 --> 01:17:47,557 What do you think? Beautiful? -Suits you. 749 01:17:54,280 --> 01:17:57,317 Lars? Is this good? 750 01:18:00,880 --> 01:18:03,713 FREN: Coming. Two minutes guys -What are you buying? 751 01:18:06,560 --> 01:18:08,676 Try it on to see. 752 01:18:13,480 --> 01:18:16,631 We should have done this much, much earlier. 753 01:18:16,840 --> 01:18:20,150 Why didn't we think of this before? 754 01:18:21,680 --> 01:18:23,716 Where's Claude? 755 01:18:24,760 --> 01:18:27,069 Claude? 756 01:18:37,200 --> 01:18:40,590 What's happening? -She has a bathing suit. 757 01:18:40,800 --> 01:18:42,995 Sexy Claude! Sexy baby! Yeah! 758 01:18:55,400 --> 01:18:59,313 FREN: So, El Cielo ... when do you want to go? 759 01:19:00,360 --> 01:19:02,112 Tomorrow? 760 01:19:03,880 --> 01:19:05,836 Tomorrow. 761 01:19:07,040 --> 01:19:10,749 But tonight, I wouldn't mind a stroll around Punta. 762 01:19:10,960 --> 01:19:13,554 FREN: Pick you up in 3 hours. 763 01:19:13,760 --> 01:19:15,239 Are not you coming, Claude? 764 01:19:15,440 --> 01:19:18,637 I'm too much competition for the other women. 765 01:19:21,120 --> 01:19:23,680 She is really fantastic. 766 01:19:28,440 --> 01:19:31,591 Do you lose power like this -Yeah I can feel it. 767 01:19:35,640 --> 01:19:37,710 You look like a fish. 768 01:19:40,320 --> 01:19:43,073 It hurts my neck, I tell you. 769 01:19:43,280 --> 01:19:45,396 Hey Lars, check them out. 770 01:19:48,520 --> 01:19:51,830 Check ...Check them out. 771 01:19:54,720 --> 01:19:57,139 Philip, you gonna follow them? 772 01:19:57,240 --> 01:19:58,429 Yeah! Let's go. 773 01:19:58,540 --> 01:20:01,638 Come on, Joseph. -Have you finished your drinks? 774 01:20:02,800 --> 01:20:05,953 So, do you know any good restaurants around here? 775 01:20:06,160 --> 01:20:10,119 Restaurant? -Yeah, good food, nice wine... 01:20:11,119 --> 01:20:18,600 SPAN: He asked if there's a restaurant arund here to... -Oh, yes there's one... 776 01:20:18,600 --> 01:20:19,794 Campini? 777 01:20:20,000 --> 01:20:21,877 Over there? 778 01:20:23,280 --> 01:20:25,840 Y-You would like to join us? 779 01:20:26,040 --> 01:20:28,110 Yeah, join us. 780 01:20:28,320 --> 01:20:30,236 No time. 01:20:30,300 --> 01:20:33,700 SPAN: What's he saying? -If we can go with them. -Oh... 781 01:20:36,880 --> 01:20:38,950 No problem. 782 01:20:59,000 --> 01:21:01,511 Hi. -Where's your hat? 783 01:21:02,560 --> 01:21:05,199 Gone With The Wind? 784 01:21:07,080 --> 01:21:09,958 No, Lost ... 785 01:21:11,040 --> 01:21:13,270 In Translation. 786 01:21:17,120 --> 01:21:20,157 I bring this to a friend. Do you want to come? 787 01:21:20,360 --> 01:21:22,396 Who is that? -Who? What? 788 01:21:22,600 --> 01:21:24,192 Lars! 789 01:21:25,680 --> 01:21:27,352 Yeah, coming! 790 01:21:31,920 --> 01:21:37,995 Ah, no. I'll see you... at... the restaurant. -Where's he going? 791 01:21:40,800 --> 01:21:43,268 He split with the Spanish girl. 792 01:21:45,040 --> 01:21:46,996 Goddamn it! 793 01:21:57,640 --> 01:22:02,634 You wanna keep waiting? I'm starved. -Selfish! 794 01:22:02,840 --> 01:22:05,070 Can you believe it? 795 01:22:05,280 --> 01:22:08,078 We made this trip together, especially for him. 796 01:22:08,280 --> 01:22:12,717 And the first girl he meets, it's "thanks, bye and fuck off". 797 01:22:12,920 --> 01:22:15,718 He must have his reasons. 798 01:22:16,800 --> 01:22:17,630 What'll you order? 799 01:22:17,840 --> 01:22:23,710 His reason hangs between his legs. He couldn't wait one more day! 800 01:22:23,920 --> 01:22:27,356 Disgusting, to betray your friends that way. 801 01:22:27,560 --> 01:22:31,792 Would you have said 'no'? -'Course, I would have said 'no'. 802 01:22:32,000 --> 01:22:35,151 You and Lars come first. 803 01:22:35,360 --> 01:22:37,157 I'm going to order. 804 01:22:50,800 --> 01:22:56,079 next year, If I have enough money I'm gonna take my back-pack and go to Argentina. 805 01:22:57,360 --> 01:23:00,750 Then go to Chile maybe. 806 01:23:07,400 --> 01:23:09,914 Sounds like a wonderful trip. 807 01:23:15,600 --> 01:23:18,273 Promise to send me some pictures. 808 01:23:19,880 --> 01:23:21,791 I promise. 809 01:23:26,560 --> 01:23:28,755 I'll give you my email a... 810 01:23:32,920 --> 01:23:35,559 I'll give you my email add... 811 01:23:40,080 --> 01:23:41,832 Are you OK, Lars? 812 01:23:46,680 --> 01:23:48,830 It's my disease. 813 01:23:49,040 --> 01:23:50,268 I'm sorry. 814 01:23:50,480 --> 01:23:53,278 It's OK. I understand. Lars! 815 01:23:53,480 --> 01:23:58,429 I bet half these women work at El Cielo. 816 01:23:58,640 --> 01:24:03,873 Tomorrow we pay them, and we fuck them flat. What do you think? 817 01:24:05,080 --> 01:24:09,278 Look at this. "No time" Fuck you, "No time"! 818 01:24:09,480 --> 01:24:12,756 Quiet, Philip ... -What? Got a problem-o? 819 01:24:12,960 --> 01:24:15,758 Go home. Your mother's waiting. 820 01:24:21,760 --> 01:24:25,036 Lars is already there -What, alone? 821 01:24:26,440 --> 01:24:29,398 Well, where's your Spanish girl? 822 01:24:32,720 --> 01:24:36,030 Where is your Spanish girl, Lars? 823 01:24:36,240 --> 01:24:37,639 Home. 824 01:24:37,840 --> 01:24:39,910 Did she 'take care' of you? 825 01:24:41,560 --> 01:24:45,348 Lars, did something happen? -No. 826 01:24:45,560 --> 01:24:48,313 I don't care if something happened ... 827 01:24:48,520 --> 01:24:53,071 If you prefer to be with her, no problem. 828 01:24:53,280 --> 01:24:54,554 FREN: Leave him alone. 829 01:24:54,760 --> 01:24:58,070 Who came to see you when you were depressed in your chair? 830 01:24:58,280 --> 01:25:03,752 No soccer buddies, no girlfriend, that you could never lay. 831 01:25:03,960 --> 01:25:06,110 You weren't ashamed of us, then, hey? 832 01:25:06,320 --> 01:25:07,309 FREN: That's enough, now. 833 01:25:07,520 --> 01:25:13,231 Friendship cuts both ways. -Philip! Shut up!... Now! 834 01:25:29,000 --> 01:25:34,070 Say Claude, did you know anyone else after your fat pig? 835 01:25:34,420 --> 01:25:36,678 FREN: What do you mean by 'know' ? 836 01:25:36,780 --> 01:25:40,593 'Know'?...Like: sex, fucking. 837 01:25:40,800 --> 01:25:42,279 FREN: What's it to you? 838 01:25:42,480 --> 01:25:45,870 If there are also men in El Cielo. 839 01:25:46,080 --> 01:25:49,117 If you want we can treat you to an 'Antonio Banderas'. 840 01:25:49,320 --> 01:25:52,039 Or two Band Eros. -No, thanks. 841 01:25:53,720 --> 01:25:57,269 Allez, let your hair down! 842 01:25:58,320 --> 01:26:00,231 Sex for everyone! 843 01:26:00,440 --> 01:26:02,510 The whole works! -Philp? 844 01:26:02,720 --> 01:26:04,950 Yeah, I know ... shut up. 845 01:26:08,920 --> 01:26:11,275 FREN: When do you want to go? 846 01:26:12,840 --> 01:26:14,956 The sooner the better. 847 01:26:37,680 --> 01:26:41,195 Any more questions about my sex life?... -No. 848 01:27:21,360 --> 01:27:23,999 I'm ready guys. 849 01:27:35,360 --> 01:27:38,477 FREN: Lars, that's enough! 850 01:27:47,200 --> 01:27:49,919 Is that it? -What did you think? 851 01:27:50,120 --> 01:27:52,350 I had imagined something else. 852 01:27:52,560 --> 01:27:55,313 Me too. -You can't see it, Joseph? 853 01:27:55,520 --> 01:27:58,398 Enough to see that your Kurt a lot of imagination. 854 01:27:58,600 --> 01:28:02,912 The outsides don't matter, it's what awaits us inside. 855 01:28:13,880 --> 01:28:18,396 We are friends of Kurt. -Of course, Kurt. 856 01:28:18,600 --> 01:28:21,273 Drink? -What'll we drink, guys? 857 01:28:21,480 --> 01:28:24,677 A Cava Rosado? (Pink Champagne) Agua para mi.(Water for me) 858 01:29:00,120 --> 01:29:02,031 Mmm, delicious 859 01:29:06,480 --> 01:29:07,674 That's okay. 860 01:29:07,880 --> 01:29:10,110 Hello, big boy! 861 01:29:19,720 --> 01:29:22,598 You're one hot babe. 862 01:29:25,000 --> 01:29:26,513 All the way. 863 01:29:26,720 --> 01:29:30,076 I can't understand a word, but it sounds delightful. 864 01:29:38,920 --> 01:29:43,311 Hello. My name is Mariella. And you? -Joseph. -Hi, Joseph. 865 01:29:46,520 --> 01:29:48,636 You alright, Lars? 866 01:29:50,760 --> 01:29:52,512 Not really, no. 867 01:29:52,720 --> 01:29:55,678 Lars, are you okay? -Sorry, gotta go outside. 868 01:29:59,600 --> 01:30:01,591 Let's go, Lars is sick. 869 01:30:01,800 --> 01:30:04,712 You're kidding ... -He's really not well. 870 01:30:04,920 --> 01:30:07,798 Stay here, I pick you up later. 871 01:30:17,360 --> 01:30:19,396 Feel better now? 872 01:30:22,920 --> 01:30:26,037 I don't know what I had. -Stress. 873 01:30:28,400 --> 01:30:29,674 Thank you. 874 01:30:29,880 --> 01:30:32,394 How can you do this to me? 875 01:30:32,600 --> 01:30:35,672 How can you fuck me around? 876 01:30:38,000 --> 01:30:41,834 You see Claude, this is an example of a one-way friendship. 877 01:30:42,040 --> 01:30:46,591 Esparanza was all over met but I came out with you. 878 01:30:46,800 --> 01:30:50,793 Lars didn't do it on purpose. -He should have to take fewer pills. 879 01:30:51,000 --> 01:30:55,755 What's the problem, Philip? We're in Spain. We have lots of time. 880 01:30:55,960 --> 01:31:00,875 Time, Lars? 'We' have time, yes. Joseph and me. 881 01:31:01,080 --> 01:31:05,358 We have all the time in the world, so a year or two doesn't matter. 882 01:31:05,560 --> 01:31:08,279 I regret having brought you two. 883 01:31:08,480 --> 01:31:14,157 One can't leave his mommy ... and the other's a drama queen. 884 01:31:14,360 --> 01:31:19,309 You think I didn't want it? I'm dying, man! 885 01:31:19,520 --> 01:31:22,239 Not you! "I'm" dying. 886 01:31:26,640 --> 01:31:28,551 I don't want to die. 887 01:31:41,040 --> 01:31:42,951 I've got a proposal. 888 01:31:43,160 --> 01:31:47,392 Today we relax. We'll have a drink, eat. 889 01:31:47,600 --> 01:31:50,114 And tomorrow we go back. 890 01:31:56,840 --> 01:31:59,798 Fine forget, for a minute, your handicap. 891 01:32:00,000 --> 01:32:03,072 What would you like to have done with your life? 892 01:32:05,280 --> 01:32:07,236 Still, go to whores. 893 01:32:10,040 --> 01:32:13,032 I'd have finished my chef training. 894 01:32:13,240 --> 01:32:14,958 And opened my own restaurant. 895 01:32:15,160 --> 01:32:18,072 Could we come to eat for free? 896 01:32:20,720 --> 01:32:23,439 And you, Joseph? 897 01:32:23,640 --> 01:32:25,710 I don't know. 898 01:32:27,120 --> 01:32:30,157 Well this...what we're doing I'd like it. 899 01:32:31,200 --> 01:32:34,510 With a woman beside me. -Your mother. 900 01:32:34,720 --> 01:32:39,475 Why not? She sacrificed her life for me. She always dreamed of Spain. 901 01:32:39,680 --> 01:32:42,831 Why would I not give her this gift? 902 01:32:43,040 --> 01:32:46,350 Your perfume smells good. -Thank you. 903 01:32:47,640 --> 01:32:49,949 And you, Philip? 904 01:32:50,160 --> 01:32:53,152 That winery. That would be nice. 905 01:32:54,600 --> 01:32:57,433 I could do it even as I am now. 906 01:32:57,640 --> 01:33:02,156 Smell, taste, dont need hands for that. 907 01:33:02,360 --> 01:33:06,399 Even better you can leave the dirty work to others. -You catch on. 908 01:33:06,600 --> 01:33:07,999 Cuvée Philip. 909 01:33:08,200 --> 01:33:11,431 I'd serve it in my restaurant. -It's a deal. 910 01:33:11,640 --> 01:33:16,077 And we'd go eat there, eh, Claude? -Hey Lars! Table for three! 911 01:33:16,280 --> 01:33:19,909 Three? -Yeah. You, Claude and your mom. 912 01:33:22,680 --> 01:33:29,552 Say Claude, you asked us our dreams. But what about you? 913 01:33:31,480 --> 01:33:35,109 But I have no handicap. -That's silly. 914 01:33:36,280 --> 01:33:39,431 Your ex, that was your handicap. 915 01:33:44,440 --> 01:33:46,237 That is true. 916 01:33:48,000 --> 01:33:52,118 White Ass, close the door? Sister lnsuline is coming! 917 01:33:52,320 --> 01:33:54,436 Good night, boys. 918 01:34:22,440 --> 01:34:24,158 Joseph! 919 01:34:27,200 --> 01:34:29,111 Come on, man. 920 01:34:35,760 --> 01:34:38,194 I'm not going, guys. -What? 921 01:34:39,600 --> 01:34:42,160 I'm not going. 922 01:34:42,360 --> 01:34:46,319 We've just traveled 1500km to ... -No problem. 923 01:34:51,360 --> 01:34:53,590 It's really no problem. 924 01:34:55,200 --> 01:34:58,158 Lars, leave him. 925 01:35:01,520 --> 01:35:03,670 It 's good. 926 01:35:03,880 --> 01:35:06,269 Really. 927 01:35:06,480 --> 01:35:09,199 Really? -Really. 928 01:35:12,400 --> 01:35:14,072 Really ... 929 01:35:26,680 --> 01:35:31,037 Joseph. -Lars take advantage of this. Take all the time you need. 930 01:35:32,080 --> 01:35:34,071 I'll wait here. 931 01:35:34,280 --> 01:35:40,549 OK but can I take the one you had last time? I thought she was hot. 932 01:35:40,760 --> 01:35:45,515 She'll miss the guy with the thickest cock. 933 01:35:49,880 --> 01:35:51,552 You filthy swine! 934 01:36:18,640 --> 01:36:21,154 Are you finished? 935 01:36:21,360 --> 01:36:23,078 Yes. 936 01:36:49,440 --> 01:36:52,273 Claude, I ... 937 01:36:52,480 --> 01:36:54,357 No ... 938 01:36:54,560 --> 01:37:00,317 My heart leaps into my throat when I hear your voice. 939 01:37:01,480 --> 01:37:08,511 I left Belgium, dreaming of El Cielo, the women in El Cielo ... 940 01:37:08,720 --> 01:37:13,475 But here, in El Cielo, I dream of you. 941 01:37:16,360 --> 01:37:18,555 In my eyes ... 942 01:37:20,520 --> 01:37:23,114 you are the most beautiful woman. 943 01:37:25,880 --> 01:37:27,836 Who is that? 944 01:37:37,640 --> 01:37:41,872 Claude? -No, Philip. 945 01:40:21,960 --> 01:40:24,076 To you. 946 01:40:24,280 --> 01:40:27,238 And the best time of my life. 947 01:40:27,440 --> 01:40:31,752 We'll be back next year, Lars. What do these doctors know? 948 01:40:31,960 --> 01:40:35,032 Fuck the doctors! -Fuck doctors! 949 01:40:37,440 --> 01:40:39,158 And fuck Ryanair! 950 01:40:39,360 --> 01:40:42,079 And fuck Ryanair! 951 01:41:03,000 --> 01:41:04,718 Lars? 952 01:41:07,360 --> 01:41:08,918 Lars? 953 01:41:13,560 --> 01:41:15,676 Hey, Lars! 954 01:41:54,400 --> 01:41:56,311 Lars! 955 01:43:24,480 --> 01:43:27,392 Take good care of him, huh? 956 01:43:30,800 --> 01:43:32,597 I promise. 957 01:43:39,880 --> 01:43:41,632 White Ass ... 958 01:43:41,840 --> 01:43:43,956 Thick Dick ... 959 01:43:46,880 --> 01:43:48,791 Hasta la vista! 01:43:50,880 --> 01:43:54,791 Subtitles Corrected by AsifAkheir